Well, I'm a fan of Dynasty Warriors 4, like making fun of Hu Lao Gate cause it's said so many times in one battle, and I definitely like monster rancher, so GuanYuDuck is pretty cool. And I've messed with songs before a la Weird Al. Then I got the Village People's Macho Man song stuck in my head.. and this came about.

Sung to Macho Man by the Village People


GuanYuDuck

Ducky, wanna shrine my ducky, ducky, Rio,
D. Warriors, my ducky
Ducky, wanna make my ducky, ducky, Rio,
Grand Theft Auto, my ducky
Ducky, appear now, my ducky, ducky, Rio,
don't delay, my ducky
Ducky, I want now my ducky, ducky, Rio,
please show me my ducky

Listen now
Everyone wants to have a GuanYuDuck
To have the nifty ducky that never sucks
Training in the weekdays, go duck go
Punch that magic sand bag, Power grow
He'll reach S believe me
He's a GuanYuDuck
Glad he can train with any monster you have

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYu
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYu

Ducky, my ducky, ducky, wanna feed my ducky
Ducky, Rio, Ducky, Ducky, come and train my ducky
Ducky, Rio, Ducky, Ducky, love to fight, my ducky
Ducky, Rio, Ducky, Ducky, has no match, my ducky
No match, yeah my ducky

Alright
Everyone ought to raise a Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
To battle at Hu Lao Gate, Lucky star gives luck
Have your own ranchs methods and pairs
Training hard with a Fairy Hare, the Red Hare
You can best believe that he's a GuanYuDuck
He's the special ducken in anyone's book

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a Guan Yu
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a Guan Yu
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
Guan Yu, GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a Guan Yu
I want to raise a GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a Guan Yu GuanYuDuck, Guan Yu GuanYuDuck
I want to raise a Guan Yu

I am disturbed and unsettled. But the creative tinge your mind produces is, indeed, unique.

Keep at it.

ROTFLMAO! That is the greatest thing I have read in a while!

Now look what you've done. I want to raise a GuanYuDuck now!